Republican presidential candidates are in America's face. Like a swarm of Locusts, these insects are swarming our TVs, radios and newspapers, yap yap yapping and feeding us lies in hopes we'll take the bait and vote for them. Then they will eat us alive like the crops in ancient Egypt. They giveth and then they taketh away!
Perry Camp Hits Mitt on Immigration
Did Donald Trump turn Rick Perry into a 'birther'
Bachmann says she would be a president who prays
Republicans turn judicial power into a campaign issue
Herman Cain addresses racial humor controversy, abortion, 999 plan
Santorum: US 'lost the war in Iraq' ... poor little guy, such an unfortunate last name.
Anyway, debate after debate but I will not listen to any of the nonsense, same with Prez Barry O constantly being on the TV, yap yap yapping away. The only truth I've gotten from this zoo is Herman Cain, Mr. Gov'ment Cheese himself (what a cool action figure ... ), puts the toppings under the cheese on his Godfather's Pizza. Well played sir! Perhaps he's "running" for president so people will buy his pizza-pie ... can't get a better audience any other way especially for a country filled with obese slobs ...
So, from Prez Barry O-bama (who is a speech crazy floozy) to Republican presidential candidates to Vice President Joe Biden to senators across the country ... not everything coming out of their mouth is truth ... well besides gas because there's nothing fake about a big, juicy burp (did you know there's a world burping champion? Pretty stupid ... I hope aliens aren't examining us and choose to watch his video on YouTube).
Why do we feed into the bullshit? Unless you have the brain the size of my fat ass and can discern truth from lies, tune it out and find the nitty-gritty at FactCheck.org or PolitiFact. They do the work for you ... or maybe you just want someone to believe in ...
Think of politicians (in all shape and sizes, from butt plug conservatives to loose liberals) as a lying, cheating boyfriend who you can't let go of because of your own insecurities and because you love him! What would you do without him? Like Jack said to Ennis in "Brokeback Mountain" ... "You are too much for me Ennis, you son-of-a-whore-son bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you!" It's so wrong but oh so right and, let's face it, you gotta pick somebody to be president, right? The lesser of evils.
So, with these politicians, aka that no good boyfriend, you're in luck! They tell you this, tell you that, rub you the right way (ooo right there, that's the spot) but you have someone on your side! There are websites that do the work for you and tell you what's wrong and what's right!
Also, if you ran into my old Social Studies teacher (probably in front of the Krispy Kremes display case at the local Safeway) she wouldn't describe me as a model student but I'm pretty sure I'm not voting for a new president until Nov. 6, 2012 (well, if the world doesn't end before then -- hope the Mayans don't steal Harold Camping's thunder!). So, doesn't all this feel like department stores who start selling Christmas stuff way too early? You know, when you want to just buy a damn Halloween costume and instead of skeletons and doom and gloom you walk into a store filled with Christmas nutcrackers and f-ing Kris Kringle? Stop trying to steal our precious moments Big Industry and, as for the Republican candidates, it's October 2011. I understand the Republican vs. Democrat thing ... you know Barry O isn't doing too great of a job so all the Republicans are hot on his trail, ready to take over the White House but come on! I'm not trying to worry about November 2012 yet. Live in the now!
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