Today (Wednesday, April 27) the White House released copies of President Barack Obama's original long-form birth certificate in an attempt (hopefully the final) to squash rumors, recently brought to further absurdity by The Donald, that Barry O was not born in the U. S. of A.
The Donald answered this release by saying, "I am so proud of myself. I got this guy to release his birth certificate. I'm really, really happy," in an attempt to claim credit. Well, gee golly wiz, I was having a bit of a bad day but to know The Donald is not just happy, not just really happy, but really, really happy ... wow. My day has risen from outhouse shitter levels to glory proportions. Oh happy day!
What an egomaniac America created by s-ing his old man d every chance they get. He's happy he "got this guy" to release his birth certificate, which is disrespectful on so many levels including referring to him as "this guy," but is he upset that he's wrong? Obama was born in the U.S. End of story. Does he feel like a half-wit twit? Well he should.
But wait ... there's more. Of course The Donald doesn't blame himself for this nonsense. Trumpity Trump Trump blames Obama for all this Birther talk and says Obama should worry more about high gas prices as well as increasing problems in Libya (which sounds like Donald Duck turned on CNN for five seconds and heard gas prices and Libya and, in turn, figured he was now educated on everything going on around the planet), which would be easy if he would "get off his basketball court." Yeah, he said that.
Oh, silly me, I almost forgot. Barry O = black dude (light, bright and damn near white) = love for basketball = plays basketball all day instead of working. Picture a grubby basketball court in the middle of downtown Chicago surrounded by a chain-link fence. That totally makes sense. That's not racist in the least.
Sigh.
As for the release itself, so many things come to mind.
Didn't The Donald say he'd release his tax returns as soon as Barry O released his birth certificate? So ... where it at Donald? Put up or shut up.
Furthermore, in order of importance, why on Earth is squashing rumors of Obama's origin of birth more important than rising gas prices and equally rising food costs spiraling hard working Americans into further debt and chaos and the economy into full-on "oh shit" mode? How about whether Apple is tracking iPhone location data? Is the NFL going to have a 2011 season? What about the breach on the PlayStation network -- should gamers worry about hackers? What about Americans dying overseas in attacks by the Taliban and other groups out to erase us from the world -- especially the nine recently killed in Kabul by an Afghan pilot? How about the serious upheaval around the world in places such as Libya and Syria? How about the recent tornadoes that took lives and left turmoil? Earth to Americans. Any signs of intelligent life? Bueller, Bueller. No, let's set our sights on Barry O and if he botched his birth certificate.
With this in mind, I got to thinking (which can be a dangerous thing). Are "birthers" of the Birther Movement targeting Barry O for a false document he knowingly provided (i.e. the bitch lied) or the U.S. government for accepting a false document and not knowing where this man was born or perhaps knowing that he was born somewhere else and trying to cover it up for some ridiculous reason? Not that charging the president of the United States with such an accusation isn't serious but the U.S. government? That's some pretty serious shit.
So many questions, so little time. What it boils down to is The Donald as a politician and future president hopeful is as big a joke as his orange complexion and namby pamby hair-do. A big a joke as his ridiculous looking children and wife and ridiculous life. He's a businessman who knows how to promote himself, especially on his joke of a TV show. This is all happening so The Donald can be in the spotlight. He wants attention, he wants to glare at YOU as if he's looking into direct sunlight (ol' squints) and talk about what he loves best: himself! Looky what I did!
I would say he's pathetic but the most pathetic thing when it comes to this situation is that there are people who, if given a ballot right now, would vote for him. Not jokingly vote but honest to goodness voting. Now, that is fuel for my cynical fire.
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